Howltown Blackout Cake (Recipe inspired by UNBURY CAROL)
Confession: I don't love chocolate. I never have. (I hope you're still reading.) (Here's a picture of cake dripping in icing to keep you interested.) I was that weird kid at birthday parties who always asked for vanilla cupcakes while everyone else had chocolate frosting schmeared all over their faces. I once even lied and said I was allergic to chocolate just to get one of the three vanilla cupcakes brought in for a student who actually had...